BBQ & the Big Chicken

Having just received a new car, of course I want to drive it everywhere. It’s Friday night, and it’s dinnertime. We decide on BBQ, Williamson Bros BBQ to be exact. After feeding ourselves on BBQ, sweet tea and banana cream pie it’s time to head home. We decide to try out the navigation system and see how that works. I punch in our address and we here the navigation lady say “please proceed to the planned route.” She’s so polite.

A bit down the road we are not instructed to turn where we expect. Hmm, it must be taking us by the Big Chicken. It did. The navigation lady soon said, “Prepare to turn left” we add aloud, “at the Big Chicken.”

We were highly disappointed in the navigation lady. Everyone knows directions are ALWAYS given in relation to the Big Chicken.